Thursday, September 23, 2010

we do it big. real BIG.

Welcome back, Aggies! I hope you all enjoyed your summers and are stoked to get back into gear with SOS.  We kicked off our year on Tuesday night at Theta Xi with our welcome party - over 1200 of you guys decided to come out and show us what you got!  The night was full of excitement with some crunchy tunes playing by our DJ-EEN! on the dance floor and shotski's going around outside all night.  By 10:30 the line to get in was out the door and around the corner of 'D' street.  If you had brought your IDs and your party pants, though, I'm sure you were able to get in and see what all the talk was about.  If you were on the dance floor most of the night - which I know a lot of you rascals were - you must have been there around 11:30pm when we had our "Dirty Dancing" competition.  "What is dirty dancing?" you may innocently ask.  There's no real way to actually describe what the competition may inquire, but if you dissect the name of the event and really dig deep into the inner meaning I'm sure some enlightenment will be blown past your way.

In short, no nips, no pubes, no problem.

Holly on the holy throne

Congrats to the winners, you received an "Ohmibod" vibrator.  If you were really adament about winning but just was out-danced on Tuesday, you can always check out their website at www.OhMiBod.com OR come to our First Big Meeting to perhaps win a free one....?  Chances are you'll probably walk out of Freeborn with at least one free item, vibrator or not.

And as true ragers may be concerned, you all raged your little hearts out and were kicked out by 12 am.  Fortunately you didn't have to go home, you just couldn't stay at Theta Xi.  Hundreds of students filed out of the tiny doorway as the fat men dressed like cops escorted us out.  No matter - we all had a funky time seeing everyone again!  Be sure to come to our upcoming events which you can check and double check at www.skiorsnowboardclub.com under events.

Red Bull! [FBM 2009]

Free shwag
Just a few reminders - we're having our FIRST BIG MEETING October 13th @ 8PM in Freeborn Hall.  Like every year, we'll be throwing out thousands of dollars worth of schwag, we'll have our sponsors around so you can check out their gear (that you'll get at a discount!) and just as in years past, if you sign up for ALLCAL (see previous post if you're clueless) you'll have your $30 membership sign-up fee waived!! Super exciting, I know.


And lastly, if you haven't checked out what AllCal is, please do so.  This trip could easily change the direction you take during your college career, let alone...YOUR LIFE.  But seriously.  Go to www.theallcal.com right now and enlighten yourself.

More free shwag!

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