Morale fundamentally decreases as time to consume beer decreases.
It's science.
As students stare their favorite frosty beverage in the face, it's almost as though the bottle mocks us with the same unrelenting refrain, "Drink coffee, not beer. Study!"
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| Justin gettin' his taste on |
Here in SOS we try to integrate beer in our everyday lives. I'm not saying that we're a load of belligerent drunks who do nothing all day but play beer die and argue about what English word is weirdest to say 100 times in a row; that's only on the weekends. During the week you can find a number of members and staffers alike in UC Davis' unique Beer and Brewing class - or FST 3. Many Old Schooler's have gone on to become brewers: take Justin Peck, 2006-2007 President. He's now in Bend Oregon studying to become a brew master. Or Joe Mendoza, 2007-2008 Publicity officer - Joe was recently hired at Lagunita's Brewery in Petaluma after receiving a recommendation from the FST 3 professor. These are just a few examples of how beer has influenced not everyday life but also a way of life after college that's
not considered alcoholism.
That's why when I stumbled across this website, I was inspired to inform all you other beer-lovers out there that this is a fantastic resource that is not only entertaining to read but shit you should probably educate yourself with.
With a new crop of noobs in the midst, check out this link on how to pour your satisfying carbonated beverage, seek advice from:
And remember:
I am not an alcoholic. Damn straight. The politically correct term is
"champion of beer" and we individually chant this every night before we go to bed.
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| Joe reminding us that mustaches are this season's MUST |
By the way, the weirdest word to say 100 times in a row is 'knives'. Try it.
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